The Woodchuck Song

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood,
Woodchuck could chuck wood,

I got diamonds on my shoes,
I got temper like a fuse,
I'm so good in the woods,
Stealing money, Robin Hood.
You need to stop and listen,
Work that body, go twist it,
Stop and listen!

They try to catch me,
But I'm watching them burn from up above,
A villain on the run,
Oh, such an endless lumber stack.
In a place where there's no love,
I'm not someone to trust.