Where Is Santa Claoz

The night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

Let me tell you all a glory
Little Christmas story
A story \'bout a mouse
In a big brown house
Underneath the mistletoe
She asked for Mr. Ho
But fuck that little mouse
Now where is Santa Claoz?

Where is Santa Claoz?
Now where is Santa Claoz?

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;